It is with good cheer that I can report today that the Atlanta Office of Original Sports Musings was undamaged during the recent rains that flooded a large part of downtown and surrounding area.
The rain also did not impede this sports musers attendance to a local watering hole to enjoy The Sunday Buffet of football. I had the pleasure of spending Sunday Afternoon at TJ's. AN establishment with an extreme cheesiness to it. For this bar is actually a Packers Bar. I am pretty sure every former resident of Wisconsin who calls themselves a Cheesehead was sitting around tables ready to boo Ocho Cinco when he did his Lambeau leap 15 minutes outside the perimeter. Now some bullet points from the days football action.
1. Rodgers is the most popular Jersey
2. When the Pack scored they play dance music and a cougar gets on top of the bar and lifts her shirt to show a Packers Bikini.
3. Many pop songs have words redone to include two words Cheeseheads and/or Wisconsin...ala A rendition of Coolio's "Cheesheads Paridaise" believe me Weird Al would vomit after hearing any of these songs
4. After the Pack score people in the front row hold up dancing Bobbleheads that look like babies.
5. PackFans have tunnel vision with Purple. A Ray Lewis Jersey is not a Farve Jersey. As A drunk girls says to me, " Hope all those hits to Farves vagaina hurt." She apologizes later after she realizes her Faux Paux
6. The guy wearing the Mark Chimurra jersey is either to cheap or to stupid to get a new jersey to replace a player who molested his 15 year old daugthers friends. I wish TJ's would have passed around a hat or gotten this idiot a new jersey.
7. Polka Polka Polka!!!!
Tune in next time from the Atlanta office, where slices of Sports Americana will be served
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Get to Know your Musers: Biff
after much anticipation....
Who are your favorite teams college and pro?
College: University of Illinois
NFL: Bears
MLB: Cubs
NBA: Bulls
Who is your one favorite sports team above all others and why?
Hmm…this is tough. It really depends on what season it is. I suppose if I had to pick I would say the Bears. Growing up where I did, football was far and away the biggest sport and the 85 Bears are likely the greatest team to ever play professional sports.
Who are the five women on your Celebrity Exemption list?
1) Marisa Miller
2) Selma Heyak
3) Halle Berry
4) Angelina Jolie
5) Scarlett Johannson
What's the worst thing you ever said to a woman?
Actually the worst was probably silence. I sucked at ending things….
What is your favorite sports moment?
Jordan over Russell to win the 98 NBA Finals. Watching that I had a feeling it would be the last time I saw him do that. It turned out to just be the last time in a Bulls uniform, but it was still quite a moment.
Most heartbreaking?
Bartman and the subsequent collapse
What team would you purposely wish harm upon because you hate them beyond all rational thinking?
Packers – what they did to McMahon will likely never be fully accounted for, no matter what happens to them.
What is your favorite movie quote?
“Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
If Sports Musing Readers take away just one piece of knowledge from you, what do you want that to be?
There is always a trade off.
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