Who is Biff?

Never let it be said that OSM ignores requests from its readers. You have asked about the mysterious Biff. Biff is our leader. He is the driving force behind OSM. He's the Charlie to our Angels, the He-Man to our Masters of the Universe, the Cobra Commander to our nameless rabble who are sent out to fight for a cause they can barely understand. He is...on vacation this week. But fear not loyal reader(s). I know Biff. Biff is a friend of mine. And while you may not be Biff, I am confident that upon his return next week, Biff will post the greatest ever "Get to know a Muser," bringing back the joy to your day.