It's over. OSM is dead. We've failed. We've failed worse than the Oakland Raiders, who compounded their draft mistake today by giving $23M guaranteed to Darius Hey-I-Can't-Catch. We've failed worse than Manny Ramirez fails PED tests. We've failed worse than the Pittsburgh Pirates over the past 16 years. We're done. We're being contracted by the owner. We had a good run. We tried really hard. But the public just didn't seem to catch on. We're like the WUSA. Or maybe the USFL. It doesn't matter. It's over. No more Biff, no more Fenderman, no more CB40, and of course, no more Augie Phonics. We here at OSM would like to thank you for your support during our trying times. We hope to see you again on this giant interweb. Unless...
...unless you love www.originalsportsmusings.blogspot.com so much that you can't bear to see us go. If that's the case, HELP US! 1 LAST TIME, HELP US! Show your support! Stop our evil owner and keep OSM on the web!
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Want to know the difference between you and the USFL? $3.76 of profit.
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